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A little push... by TheLostGirl21 A little push... by TheLostGirl21
... in the right direction. ;P

Shepard has always wondered how that little café came up with such a good selection of drinks and meals. :D
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:iconjason-de-lepee:
Jason-de-LEpee Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Well played, Aria. Well played.
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:iconthelostgirl21:
TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Indeed! :D
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strata-taisen Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ah, I love this. Faved it a while ago, but was looking through my favorites today and found it again. Always seems to put a smile on my face. XD

Didn't someone mention this letter in a fanfic somewhere? Could have swore that's how I found it in the first place. hmmmm...
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TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
Thank you! :hooray:

And you are right, I also used it in a fanfic that I wrote called "Hope and a Fighting Chance".

I posted it here ( [link] ), on fanfiction.net...

...and on Archive of our Own with Aria's e-mail directly attached to it at the end: [link]

So that might be where you saw it in a fanfiction before. ;P

Or then again, on Tumblr...
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strata-taisen Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh I remember that one! Made me cry at the end. ;-; But a good story none the less.
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:iconthelostgirl21:
TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Thank you so much! :D I'm glad you liked it!
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Axxaxxin Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
With the Omega DLC coming up soon, I'll have to personally thank her for giving Kaidan that little nudge. ;)
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:iconthelostgirl21:
TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
So will I... :D

I was a bit disappointed to learn that your squad mates won't accompany you to Omega, though.

I could've used more Kaidan time.
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Axxaxxin Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Likewise. :(
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HowlShep Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
I lol'd so hard, this is great. :)
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:iconthelostgirl21:
TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
Thanks! :w00t:
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xXVSilverPhoenixVXx Featured By Owner May 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
O.o oh hot damn! Sorry about the language but this is funny I actually laughed hard enough to give myself a headache. ^^;
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:iconthelostgirl21:
TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner May 6, 2012
And now you know how Kaidan feels! ;P

Sorry for the headache, but glad you had a good laugh! :D
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xXVSilverPhoenixVXx Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
It's ok I needed the good laugh XD and I always wondered how he got to know about things so fast lol XD
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DoctorHyper826 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aaaaha man this is now real in my head. THIS IS THE TRUTH!!!!!




bwahaha sparkly ass xD
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TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
Lol! Thanks! :hooray:

This email is officially part of my head canon. :D I also fully plan to include it in that next story I'm in the process of writing.
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DoctorHyper826 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aaaah cool, I'll be sure to check it out :D
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:iconthelostgirl21:
TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012
First chapter is up in case you're ever interested. ;P [link]
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DoctorHyper826 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hoho I'll read this when I have the time, but from what I've already read it's looking great!!!
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L2Biotic Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This should have happened! So awesome
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:iconthelostgirl21:
TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
Thank you, I'm glad you like! :D
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Deihjan Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012
Hahaha, funny
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:iconthelostgirl21:
TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
Thanks! :hooray:
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derpyxxdinky Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
edi:....................:chainsaw: :rofl:
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TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
:D
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Corbie Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Professional Writer
OMG, this is great! Love Kaidan's inbox.

And yeah, the look Aria gives drunk Shep is great. Your hero, ladies and gentlemen!
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TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
:rofl: Pretty much!

[link] :D
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Dragonwyrd316 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hilarious!

Did spot a bit of a typo though - Aria says for Kaidan to take him out to 'diner' instead of 'dinner'. Otherwise this thing had me laughing my ass off.
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TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012
Yes, I know. :ohmygod: And there are actually 2 others: "Specter" and "embarassing" (rather embarrassing, really) ;P

My first language is French, so I usually use a spell check to look for mistakes... And now I've learned that the word "diner" actually means a small, informal, inexpensive restaurant. :D

Of course, that's not quite what Aria probably had in mind, but I (and Mr. Spell Check) totally missed it! Lol!

I'll probably come around to fixing these mistakes at some point (since I'm a bit of a perfectionist, and they've been bugging me ever since I noticed them). Especially since I am in the process of writing a Kaidan/ManShep fanfic that might briefly refer to that email he got from Aria.

Also, thanks! :D I'm glad you had a good laugh! :hooray:
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Dragonwyrd316 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Spellcheck wouldn't catch diner since it is a correct word and spelling :D

And for someone whose first language is French, you do a fantastic job with English!
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Aijza Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
It's hilarious! Aria is one of my best characters in the whole series, BioWare did a good job with creating her personality and you captured it very well. I almost can hear her as I read her letter. Great job, thanks for sharing!
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TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012
I love Aria too. She's that no-nonsense kind of gal that just says what's on her mind, and knows how to get her way. Sure, she's also megalomaniac, dangerous, and ruthless... But you gotta love Aria! :D (Or suffer the consequences! Lol!)

Thank you so much! :hooray: I'm very glad if I somewhat managed to do the character justice.
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TysonWinn Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well i guess i should thanks Aria...
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TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
Lol! Well, you did give her complete control of every major mercs group out there, saved the Galaxy, and even got rid of the Illusive Man for her... I say that you've already shown your appreciation. ;P

It was, after all, in her best interest to keep the Commander happy and sober until then. :D
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TysonWinn Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
True :D
I think it's funny that she said "Sparkly ass" :lmao"
Somebody like Kaidan's ass ;)
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TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012
That's actually how Shepard kept referring to him during the whole time he was drunk and fantasizing! :D

But had Kaidan replied something along the lines of not being interested in Shepard, she may have sent a few people to take pictures and investigate... ;P
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Cardboredbox Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Shep waking up and seeing Aria made me laugh so hard in the game. I was all, "OHHH AWKWAAARRRRDDDD"...
Oh Kaidan. Nobody will ever get enough of DAT ASS. EVER. :iconinudatassplz:
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TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
Hear hear! :nod: He's got the cutest little butt in the Galaxy!
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carpenoctem Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Damn, never got Shepard drunk on my playthrough.
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TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
Thankfully, any Citadel save should do! ;P

I was kinda disappointed that you couldn't bring Kaidan dancing though... I remember that his moves in ME1 were pretty... Uh... Well, let's say that Shepard and he would've made the perfect match on the dancing floor! :D
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XaryenMaelstrom Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I can so see Aria doing that!! :O_o:
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:iconthelostgirl21:
TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
Well, she sure isn't renowned for her patience, and knows how to get things done. :D
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XaryenMaelstrom Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
That ... is true. I think the only thing Aria is patient about is revenge... like taking back Omega. She's planning that VERY carefully.
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Carter-Kaine Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
bahahahahahahahaha! oh god aria's the ebst matchmaker ever!
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:iconthelostgirl21:
TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
That she is! :D No one can say no to Aria.
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Storm-Dragoness Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012
WHAT!? If this is real then I need to replay the game again.
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TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012
ROTFLMAO! :rofl:

Sorry, I just didn't expect it to actually look real, and you're now the 3rd person in a row to ask the question! :D

If you get Shepard drunk in Purgatory, the first time he will wake up on Aria's couch, looking a bit confused.

The second time, he wakes up in the elevator.

I just tried to imagine how Shepard ended up on the couch, and what happened between him and Aria for her to throw him that expressionless look.

But yeah, the e-mail is a fake. It is meant to be found on Kaidan's private terminal (if you notice the other subjects).

Then again, I suppose this is something that could have been on the Shadow Broker (Liara's) terminal. ;P
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Storm-Dragoness Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012
Aww, it would have been awesome if the email was real. And also hilarious.
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TheLostGirl21 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
Lol! Thanks! :D
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SillyMadman Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
IS THIS REAL

IS

IT
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